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Post by Night on Mar 12, 2010 18:57:15 GMT -5
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Post by Night on Mar 12, 2010 19:04:55 GMT -5
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be, you'd be non-conforming to if you look just like me. I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag. Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes, 'cause emo is one step below transvestite
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Post by Night on Jun 19, 2010 23:49:13 GMT -5
Confucius Say A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
Confucius Say A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.
Confucius Say A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Confucius Say A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
Confucius Say It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.
Confucius Say Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.
Confucius Say A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
Confucius Say ArtifIcial Insemination is procreation without recreation.
Confucius Say The useless skin around a penis is called "a man".
Confucius Say It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say The worst thing about oral sex is the view
Confucius Say A gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all
Confucius Say Homosexuals don't play chess because they don't want to sacrifice a Queen.
Confucius Say A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
Confucius Say A vagina is like a very small hotel. One must leave his bag outside.
Confucius Say A Platonic Relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.
Confucius Say A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.
Confucius Say Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say Alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.
Confucius Say Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
Confucius Say Prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.
Confucius Say Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Confucius Say Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.
Confucius Say A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
Confucius Say A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say A Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Confucius Say If woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.
Confucius Say Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Confucius Say Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.
Confucius Say At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
Confucius Say Egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty
Confucius Say Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
Confucius Say A vigorous masturbation session is called "Hand to Gland Combat".
Confucius Say A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
Confucius Say Always wear Stealth condoms...they'll never see you coming.
Confucius Say A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Confucius Say Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap.
Confucius Say If You look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
Confucius Say Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.
Confucius Say A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Confucius Say Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
Confucius Say Forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.
Confucius Say You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."
Confucius Say Birds of a feather flock together...then crap on your car.
Confucius Say Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
Confucius Say A bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.
Confucius Say The difference between pink and purple, is your grip.
Confucius Say Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
Confucius Say Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
Confucius Say Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.
Confucius Say Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Confucius Say It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.
Confucius Say Gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy much alike. Both can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Confucius Say It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
Confucius Say The difference between wives and husbands is, Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
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Post by Night on Jul 17, 2010 22:26:31 GMT -5
.... you know i saw one of those signs that churchs have on the way home yesterday...it said... "Forgive your enemies... it messes with their heads"... churchs really are a lot more evil than they want to seem...Priest+altar boy= LUST..."donations"+idiots who "donate money"= AVARICE..."remodeling the church for the good of the people"=VANITY..."those damn jewish temples are better than our churchs"+vanity=ENVY..."we are working but we don't get paid so let's mooch off the idiots that listen to our BS instead of getting real jobs"=SLOTH..."lets hammer nails into the hands and feet of some jewish guy for believing in essenctually the same thing but acting differently from us"=WRATH...they "drink the blood of their savior" (whom they hammered nails into)=GLUTTONY... see it takes one to know one or recognize one... the church knows what the seven deadly sins are because they perform them all the time!!!
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Post by Night on Jul 22, 2010 16:07:57 GMT -5
You are a Badass UkeOther uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
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Post by Night on Oct 30, 2010 18:34:52 GMT -5
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?' 'Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
Happy Halloween
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